my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
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"I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me."
— Thought Catalog (via goiing)
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do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad
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If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
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Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
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