mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

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"I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me."Thought Catalog (via goiing)

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hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

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